i love how no matter how badly you fuck up benadryl cumquat’s name everyone on here still knows who ur talking about
When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you
i cant believe they named an entire dog breed after pitbull
marvel’s got movies planned out for the next fourteen years god damn i don’t even know what i’m going to be doing in an hour…
Shawty: Bae, nut in me and suck it out!
my favourite part of the bible is when Jesus said that 1 like = 1 Prayer